Pirate hooker

a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen

Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers

"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."

"arrrr."

by b to tha ruce December 6, 2006

Beef Pirate

One who confiscates beef without permisson.

That beef pirate just grabbed my salami!

by Will July 28, 2003

Somali Pirates

Heroes off the coast of Somalia

Guy 1: Those Somali Pirates hijacked another ship
Guy 2: Yeah man, they're protecting Somalian waters

by wcss April 21, 2009

Pickle Pirate

A man who sucks a married man's cock.

Gordie left his wife at home to go skiing with Bob for the weekend. Not only is Bob closeted, he is a friggin Pickle Pirate.

by Three Blocks January 29, 2009

sneaky pirate

A sneaky Pirate is when a man is taking a girl from behind then spits on her back making her turn around. then he will poke her in the eye with his penis.

My eye hurts from the sneaky Pirate john gave me last night

by s13dws December 9, 2006

ass pirate

mainly homosexuals. One who partakes in the insertion of a phallic object in a female or males anus, mainly a penis.

Adrian is an ass pirate. He likes to do guys in the ass.

by ookiemonster April 21, 2003

pirate pants

Pants that have been cut, branded or otherwise marked to appear like they are well worn, unwashed, ratty and have the overall look of those a pirate would wear.

Often worn by modernday Pirates who follow the Piratecore lifestyle

Josh - "Dude, you should get some new pants. Those are nasty"
Jack - "Calm down man. They're my pirate pants."

also: my pirate pants have shredded cuffs, scraped knees and an iron-on jolly roger on the ass

by Krosios May 6, 2006