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Period 1 

The period in which it is time to screw around and become awake from just getting to school.
man im tired. Don't worry its period 1.
Period 1 by brosepie December 16, 2005

period saved 

Is an event when a girl finally gets her period after having sex for the past month and is thankful she isn't pregnant.
"I had drunk sex with Joey last night, I'm so afraid I'm pregnant."
"Yeah, that happened to me too, but I just got period saved so it's all good."
period saved by alex3 January 20, 2014

period turtle 

Someone you don't like at all, for no apparent reason.
Look at that random person across the street. Gosh, I hate him. He's such a period turtle.

period war 

When two girls who are on their periods hang out and are exceptionally bitchy to each other
Man I'm sure Sierra and Hannah had a period war last week.
period war by Rodericlaw5 June 24, 2014

Period Denial 

When you've been on the IUD for so long sans the monthly blood tsunami, you forget periods existed. Until finally, one day it returns and you realize god's sexism cannot be triumphed by science.
Susan sleeps on a Japanese flag every night due to period denial.
Period Denial by pwubby December 20, 2020

Period Virgin 

The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.
"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."
Period Virgin by Period Virgin September 16, 2021