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twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.
Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."
by Jack Bell June 25, 2007
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perculator

from a video commented by famous youtuber RayWilliamJohnson. Its a dance that is done on a glass table and you break the glass and is said the glass will go in somewhere...
its time for the perculator! its time for the perculator! (glass table breaks) I think it went into my....?
by xiao k February 11, 2010
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Perceft

OMG dued! Did u c taht gril!? Shes so perceft!
by Prof. Pasquale April 18, 2010
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percolating poo

The feeling that the diarrhea in your guts is gurgling up & down your GI tract, sometimes happens just before the 2 minute warning.
I shouldn't eat at taco hell, I don't feels so good, I feel like I'm percolating poo, I think, I will go home before I get a 2 minute warning.
by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010
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porcelain chariot

Jeez that pizza gave me the shits, i've been riding the porcelain chariot all night
by Bommaz September 11, 2011
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Porcelain Pastry

when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the turds "pasteries" in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.
i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.
by BROSKIxSCALLOPS May 9, 2012
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porcelain mugs

Porcelain mugs is London slang for 'drugs'

See also the legendary Ska Punk edgy controversial meme based band 'Porcelain Mugs' managed by Deano.
Sort me out with some porcelain mugs geezer.
by WW deano July 8, 2014
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