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Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”
FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard
by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023
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male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 30, 2024
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Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023
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no patterns on my quarter

Don’t fall into conformity. Rather, forge your own path. Seek adventure, thrill, and challenges. Think outside the box and encourage others to do so as well.
John: “Here’s a quarter, try and get the high score.”
Max: “It doesn’t really matter, the game has a pattern.
John: “You go through life thinking you don’t stand a chance, that you’re just a part of the pattern? No patterns on my quarter. Make your own path. Embrace the challenge.”
by GL Bacchus September 20, 2023
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Eamon Patterson

A 6’2 buff man with a 8 meter defeater. He’ll pull any girl he sees
by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023
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Eamon Patterson

Studies show that men named Eamon Patterson have the biggest penis you will ever see. Like seriously. He suffers from a syndrome called Horse Cock where his cock lays on the floor from the sheer size
Omg Eamon Patterson has w skibidi toilet Ohio sigma grimace shake baby gronk livvy dunne rizz
by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023
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Eamon Patterson

Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name
Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz
by Icallherchandelier October 16, 2023
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