paintball sniper

someone who uses the field's cover to shoot enemies from a hidden or advantageous spot

the sniper stayed low and took shots when he was sure of them.

by mike vais November 26, 2003

paint the ceiling

Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.

I think im gonna stay in tonight, pop in a porn and just paint the ceiling

by Col. John C. Hosebag July 18, 2006

paintball

does not shoot 550fps it shoots 300fps you fucking moron

paintball is the best sport invented

by Bob March 21, 2004

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

You can tell Jamie is on the rag becuase she just splatter-painted the bathroom...it's a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 22, 2006

Alaskin Paint Job

After a stripper is done dancing for the patron a skid mark is left on the patron.

My new pair of jeans received an alaskin paint job last night.

by NY Tripod May 14, 2011

pantaloons

Sophisticated version of pants meaning something that is not particularly desirable. Interchangable with trousers. A fun alternative that will have your friends in stitches....

Jimmy dumped you? Oh no, that's pantaloons.

by Han and Jen October 21, 2005

Paintbrush

(v.) - To make a paintbrush motion with one's dick on a woman's vagina. A man does this when he is either put in a predicament in which he does not want to engage in sexual intercourse or he is simply out of condoms and wants to play it safe.

"She just dropped her pants and bent over. I didn't know what to do so I just paintbrushed her for a little bit."

"I ran out of condoms, and I do not want any kids so i just paintbrushed her clit a bit."

by KrizAlin1 October 24, 2009