bike pump

When two guys called Dave tape their cock ends together, lubricate, and take turns stroking the afformentioned double lengthed penises until each ejaculate in each others japs eyes.

"Hey Dave, fancy a bike pump?"

by I am Dave too January 06, 2012

pump the porpoise

slang term meaning to masterbate

when i get home i'm gonna pump the porpoise tonight!

by G60Corrado March 30, 2005

Jerk Pump

The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.

Jerking- Style of dance

Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing

(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"

*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*

by Prodigious Asian February 06, 2010

Proton Pump

The pump of a penis so small it barely goes a centimeter

Oh my god Becky, Devon was proton pumping me last night.

by PumpMASTER3000 October 11, 2021

Banana Pumping

The art of biting off the tip of a banana, then proceeding to squeeze out the flesh as one would consume Go-Gurt.

I didn't want to get my hands messy, so I resorted to banana pumping.

by Moss7 February 03, 2014

Doodie Pumps

It is a word that is used to describe that friend with a big chin that loves to drink way to much beer.

Friend: Oh man do you want to talk about it.

You: Na man, just stop being a doodie pumps.

by funkshen December 18, 2011

lil pump

A shithole person who writes songs about Gucci

I wanna fuck Lil Pump

by Lil punp February 19, 2018