picking turnips

The act of Zac Fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places.

Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.

by Juselsm January 17, 2012

Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....

"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

by Deepestblue March 6, 2013

Picking Boys Like Flowers

The act of picking up multiple boys at a club, bar or any social scene.

I was at the club last night picking boys like flowers.
Samantha is so hot she picks boys like flowers.

by KattLee January 24, 2014

lickering

Another word for making out or when two individuals lick eachothers tongues

"Johnny was playing spin the bottle and I saw him lickering Kevin's girlfriend!"

by Hey let's licker June 13, 2014

picking the lock

When two Asians are having sex, one will use chopsticks on his/her female partner. Using one to manipulate the clitoris and the other to apply pressure to the g-spot.

Asian 1: can you leave? I'm picking the lock on my girlfriend.
Asian 2: okay man, I'll leave.

by Dekky November 1, 2015

Picking up the plywood

Picking up the plywood: exceedingly rough anal sex

Picking up the plywood: I am going to Joe's house later to pick up the plywood

by Olian October 9, 2016

Picking pierce

Some one that has no gun skill and picks up things in a field.

There goes a picking pierce over there.

by Harry Balzaq July 24, 2016