chia pet

A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.

Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

Precious Pet

Many people have multiple pets. A "precious pets" is one or more particular pets doted upon in a oft excessive manner so as to resemble the parent child relationship in humans. The pet owner's behavior may be marked by excessive attention to the pet, excessive concern over the comfort and welfare of the pet, or tolerance of otherwise unacceptable actions by the pet.

Kirk has several pythons but the ferret, which he calls his baby, is his precious pet.
Jane lets Rocky destroy her home because he is her precious pet.

by natxlaw November 4, 2009

Man pet

When a guy is so obedient and loyal to his girl/boyfriend, they are like a dog they can train and use.

Ben is so whipped, he's basically a man pet

by RicePudding May 20, 2016

balloon pet

A girls clit

I beat up her balloon pet with my tongue

by NutraMorph August 13, 2019

Flesh Pet

Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."

I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.

My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.

by JoeTurquoise October 15, 2020

Hyunjins.pet.fish

The multistan kpop tiktoker with 2134 followers who we all know her as editor and posts of randomness

Did u see hyunjins.pet.fish new pfp

by Kpopzodiacboy December 26, 2020

chia pet effect

The effect whereby a product has more value to a consumer whose own effort is needed.

If it weren't for the chia pet effect, you'd see a lot more furniture from IKEA in the dumpster.

by Avasarala March 24, 2021