Manitoba Mittens

Manitoba mittens is when someone in Manitoba is holding two drinks, one in each hand, in the dead of winter.

Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.

So I was rolling with the Manitoba mittens, and some idiot from St Norbert got in my face, so I gave him the winnipeg handshake.

by EvanTA July 12, 2017

kitten mittens

when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.

Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.

by purplething July 29, 2018

prince of the mitten

babytron

“who am i the prince of the mitten”-babytron

by mxrck2e April 3, 2023

Mutter

Gay, chav-emo skater, sweaty bitch.

You're such a Mutter!

by Matt_Himself February 11, 2006

mutton chop

When you are a cuck loving mook who should just kill theirselves.

Brad shut up you mutton chop.

by MEMESLAYER9901 November 6, 2017

laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.

Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.

by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011

mutton-head

putrid, rotting meat with a malevolent presence on a stick/head

alla eats mutton-heads for dinner

by kajennifer August 6, 2004