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goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto 

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals
The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto
chavs who deny they are actually chavs that wear eyeliner and cheap naff gothy clothes but still act chavish
chavemo says: *while putting on eyeliner* -'yo big it up innit i is no chav.. are you startin or summin or nuffin?!'
chavemo by louisa & natalie September 17, 2006
a chavemo is a chav that thinks they are 'wellard' if they slit there wrists and turn emo cos its 'fashionable'...when really they are chavs at heart... and they stil act chavvy. they also tend to show off scars and stuff (stupid) then they get tired of acting emo so they go back to their natural state (chav)
I hapen to know a few so I am (unfortunately) an expert on the subject..lol =P
Chavemo girl: omg look wat iv dun (showing arms) its coz im so depressed innit?
(chav walks past)
Chavemo girl: haha look at that chav!
Chav: your a chav!
Chavemo girl: I aint no chav!! I is emo! cant you see im depressed!

lol...
chavemo by Jayne_D October 17, 2006
A chav who listens to emo music.
e.g. Kathryn- A chav who is also a emo, thus she is a chavemo!
Chavemo by u got served December 14, 2008