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Whore Mail

Whore Mail: A message, usually sent via text messages, that one receives from a "side girl" or "boy toy”. These messages usually include sexual language, nude photos and self made porn video clips.
Taylor: Hey Jamie, I heard you and Jordan broke up.

Jamie: Yeah, I found tons of whore mail on Jordan’s phone last weekend. I came across twenty nude photos and a ton of “sex messages”
by Jamie Taylor Jordan July 12, 2010
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mailure

Noun

A failure to convey an idea or emotion in an email communication, due to the impersonal nature of text.
Jan didn't understand a word of where I was coming from in that email.. it was a complete mailure.
by Jake Rodgers May 28, 2008
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Voice Mail

When yo momma yells in an envelope.
"Whatchu doin girl?"
"Sendin voice mail."
by Brain Bubbles January 6, 2009
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russian mail order bride

little russian female whores with bug eyes that use males for their money and dont really love them.
they are only in the relationship for security, gifts, and sex.
sometimes the russian even wishes the male that "purchased" her is someone else and tries to change him into who she wants him to be.
Dude! I found this hot russian mail order bride looking girl, shes so hot! She even picks out my clothes for me and makes me buy her things. She must love me!
by Trampy Tina October 25, 2006
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Mailbox Head

Having a large and squarish head that resembles a mailbox. A lot of the times people with mailbox heads eat ass. occasionally they will have spiked or raised hair resembling the flag on a mailbox.
"Have you seen that dude grant? He got a Mailbox Head."
by DatManT January 15, 2017
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Massachusettes Mailbag

A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.

An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.
Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.
by Scottimius September 6, 2008
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I'm reading your mail

A phrase used to express an understanding of the main points of an argument. Synonymous with phrases like "I get it", "gotcha" or " I know what you're saying".
"I'm reading your mail dude ... loud and clear".
by ilam nebrann August 29, 2010
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