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Moon Pie

The female version of a fruit basket or a sluttier version of mooning; when a women bends over and you can see her vagina and asshole.
Hey fellow drunken ladies let us moon pie that truck driver.
Kaitlyn always goes commando so I make sure to drop my pencil when she wears a short skirt, here's hoping for moon pie.
There's nothing better than a moon pie in the morning.
by catsface August 26, 2013
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moon-bat

A whale saving, pot smoking, tree hugging, often long-haired, often unshowered lefty. Granola crunchers are prone to wearing socks with any variety of sandals and smoking themselves retarded while believing that alcohol is the devil. They will also often be vegetarian, crying for the life of a chicken while being pro abortion. Also, see granola cruncher
The moon-bats in Boston spent all of their granola money on John Kerry pins and banners only to wait in the cold for him through the night.
by BobbyB June 27, 2005
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moon burn

Moon burn is when you flash someone your anus but you have diarrhea and defecate on that person because of the spicy food that was bad you ate earlier.
by titzilla414 August 30, 2016
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moon pie

Possibly the most disgusting sex-act ever known to both man and machine.
The act of going to a party of drunkeness, getting someone to pass out from drunkeness (amongst other things), pulling down ones (meaning yours) pants, taking a massive poo on their chest, ejaculating gooey substance on the poo, and lastly, taking another massive poo on the gooey substance of which is atop the mountainous poo-mountain below it.
As soon as this act of nastyness is complete, one (meaning you) would be best to completely dissapear from the party.
Chris (by the urbandictionary.com rules, he's not a real person-don't try to find him, it'd be a waste of time) totally decided to moon pie that chick.
It was so nasty, I couldn't stop vomitting.
by maskedpantsman December 10, 2006
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Moon Junkie

A person who would smoke or snort anything. If they figured out how to scrape dust off the moon, he or she would snort that shit too.
"That bum just ran off after he got some bills from that rich guy, fucking moon junkie"
by Swaraj March 26, 2008
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moon dust

a type of heroin that is very prevalent in north philadelphia and surrounding areas. it used to be stamped 'the best'.
me: i like my moon dust because it's never cut with shit that makes you sick. well, at least not yet.
you: i know! you don't want to end up like black betty and vomiting your organs out accompanied by a trip to the ICU.
me: word.
by tuesday loves you May 30, 2010
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moon boots

An expression used to say that one is high from illegal drugs.
The group of friends smoked a blunt and it was obvious they had their moon boots on.
by pmoonelove1 August 10, 2010
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