Maid boy monday

This is a New holiday by @_.bxby_.gxrl._ on instagram. You can see it at other person's instagram too.

Hey boys. Its maid boy monday.. Get ready for ur girlfriend/boyfriend topping you.

by Antisocial.bunny🦋🐚 December 8, 2020

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Memory Loss Monday

When you don’t remember anything on Monday's because you don’t pay attention and have memory loss

I had a “memory loss Monday”

by Sneakylink1569 November 16, 2021

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cyber monday

a day when ppl who are too lazy t go to the store get sales online

Ughh Its such a pain to get up for black friday, so i rather just wait for cyber monday.

by nina541 November 30, 2010

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Haircut Monday

The Monday immediately following a weekend during which an unusually high number of co-workers or fellow pupils get haircuts and come into work or school with notably different hairdos.

Matt: Yo look at Rob's haircut!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!

by feltonandkundla October 20, 2009

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Survival of the fittest. Those who can survive a Monday are ones that have extreme strength. No ordinary person has ever survived Monday, let alone live onto Tuesday. The strongest of all survived to Friday, and will reign superior. These people will and have been rewarded with the all-loving Saturday and the slightly less all-loving Sunday, whose beauty, kindness, and strength will forever leave the survivor astonished.

Me: Sunday, oh please let us be surviving Monday, with your oh so glorious beauty.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.

by Corey the best Definer October 17, 2017

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melanin girl monday

It’s the day in the week when we all appreciate the beauty of females with woolly hair and brown skin
Inspired by white girl Wednesday and Spanish girl Saturday

“Bro I’m so happy it’s melanin girl Monday can wait to hit up the ebony section”

“White girl Wednesday was Ight but I’m lookin forward to melanin girl Monday”

by p00peds3o0 June 17, 2019

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