Meandering Minge

When a women's vagina merges with her anus, making one huge slit on her crouch.

The old women had anal sex so many times that she was given a meandering minge.

by TheBigEazyNess March 19, 2010

Ratboy's Minge

A cavernous and oddly malodorous place that can be used to conceal stolen cars, aircraft carriers or the Indian subcontinent.

I rented Ratboy's minge out to some vietnamese illegal immigrants, and when i came back they were all dead.

by Mitsquana February 1, 2010

minglong

The mother of nipponsei (although it is unclear if minglong is male, female, or other). Does "all the real work" of the channel (file acquisition, marking, distribution, bot maintanance, and probably the dishes too). And of course, is under-appreciated.

From all this, despite being the "lowest raking" of all the ops, is thought to have more power than GeneralSmoker and OsisNie put together.

Think about it... who is *really* in charge of your family...

<@minglong> ...
<%div> Fine, I'll change it.
<%div> ;_;

by nipponsei family member February 23, 2005

Christian Mingle

A website full of horny christians just lookin to bang.

Man have you been on Christian Mingle yet? Those nuns be crispy like you nevuh seen!

by PooBurr December 27, 2011

minge binge

A protracted episode of cunnilingus.

I went on a minge binge for a half hour, until my partner begged for mercy and a glass of water.

by RobR May 2, 2006

Mingkiet

An asian who is very small and futile. Often wears glasses and carries an awfully light backpack. When given the choice of money or sex, will most likely choose sex. Dreams of space with aliens and theories of inception due to his high experience with science fiction. Grows from an asian with long hair to that of spikey hair, and visions a world of suffering where everyone and everything is of his possession.

Mingkiet: "She could turn TONY straight"; ""voulez-vous coucher avec moi?.... LOL"

"Dinner is calling me!"
I want to probe mingkiet with spiked probing tools.

by h3llfir3 December 1, 2010

minge-pumice

1) A vagina which is so dry that having sex with it could be likened to pumicing one's penis.

2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.

3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.

4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.

5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.

1) Her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.

2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."

3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."

4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"

5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."

by volcanicvaginas June 12, 2011