Micro$oft Vacuum

The first time Micro$soft makes something that doesn't suck will be when they make a vacuum that runs Windoze.

I just bought a Micro$oft Vacuum! It runs Windoze!
(dude plugs it in)
(dude turns it on)
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! It won't even pickup dust!?!?!?!

by Windoze Basher May 10, 2010

Micro

A stupid fucking faggot that licks ass holes and fucks other men. He is the demigod son of Poseidon, and has a small (micro) sized penis, that somewhat resembles a nipple. He has lots of "swag", and should go fuck himself.

Micro: cya guys! Swag duces
Person: Suck a dick you stupid faggot
Micro: Can I?!?
Person: Go fuck yourself dickfuck
Micro: Okay!

by bdxhskcbv February 6, 2014

Über Micro

1. A reference to the ability of incredible and effecient hand eye coordination, specifically for gaming. 2. A reference to the ability to control and move fingers with great effeciency.

I heard that your brother is Über Micro at new gen consoles.

I believe the reason I am so good is because of my Über Micro.

by Ray.Cx2 April 29, 2008

micro-date

An extremely brief fantasy about a person, generally of a sexual nature, lasting only a few seconds. Micro-dates typically occur with complete strangers in passing but can also occur with friends and acquaintances.

The beautiful woman stepped into the elevator and Brad immediately had a micro-date.

by Hemmingwayz November 23, 2016

Microbrew Ass

The string-cheese style poop that is produced when consuming fair amounts of micro or home brew. Some attribute these types of poops based on the large amount of yeast left in the unfiltered beer.

Q: You have a headache from last night?

A: No, but I've got the string-cheesey poops bad... Microbrew Ass something fierce!

by ClownShoe July 19, 2011

Micro Balling

Luxury on a very small or temporary scale, usually due to budget restrictions.

I just turned my air condition down to 50 so I could drink some hot coffee in the afternoon. That's micro balling.

We are going micro balling in Vegas for 3 days. I saved all year for that weekend.

by Produent September 4, 2011

Micro Pp

Often said by people to bully 12 year old boys with below average penises. Basically, if you know any 12 year old boys that like trump, wear neon clothes, act gay but arent gay and have a ''J'' name, make sure to remind them it's very small and nobody will ever fuck them.

''So I got fucked by Jordan last night. He has such a Micro Pp''

by the very educated trash bag February 28, 2021