Micro$oft

Way of saying Microsoft to term that the company wants money

John: Did you see Apple's new release?
Daniel: Hell yeah, that phone is overpriced
John: Apple is literally Micro$oft

by your dad's basement March 15, 2023

Microsoftism

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.

As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.

by Fasteroid May 6, 2023

Microsoft

OVERPOPULATION WE MUST SAVE THE EARTH BUY BUYYING uhhh poop???????????
Bad OS too.

Microsoft will kill you.
Billgates dislikes turtles.
He is bad.

by purple lemon May 10, 2023

Micropolitics

The policies and government of a smaller community of people, such as a Discord server's worth or a town as opposed to a district. (cf. Macropolitics)

I'm not interested in running for senate. Macropolitics are much too aggressive for my liking--I'll just stick with the more local micropolitics of my city.

by Inlovewithabsol May 24, 2023

Microfoniscatic

When a microphone meets a cat and the there is a catastrophe with the cat and the microphone messing around in your house and breaks your faviroute vase.

When I walked into my house,it was microfoniscatic

by Toepota June 21, 2023

Microsoft

A virus that needs to be thrown out in the street and curbstomped.

Youre quarantined, did you catch Microsoft or something?

by WGstyles July 29, 2023

Microcorrect

To pounce on the tiniest perceived omission in a social media post to add some unnecessary detail that you feel should have been a part of the post.

So, this dude came along to microcorrect me on Counter.Social, adding absolutely nothing useful to the thread

by The Scribble Cave August 28, 2023