Messenger

Best invention ever invented

Mike: Whats MSN Messenger?
Girl: Just go fuck yourself

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

America Online Instant Messenger

See AIM.

America Online Instant Messenger sux0rz j00r nut0zrsr. OMFG ICQ IS BATERR@!@!@22

by Phoojoeniam August 26, 2003

Gods final message

God final message can be found in thirty foot high pillars of flame on the Quentulus Quazgar mountains in the land of sevorbeupstry on the planet Pliumtarn, in sector QQ7 active J gamma. and reads

"We apologise of the inconveniece"

"Gods final message"

by marvin February 17, 2005

Instant Message

The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.

A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.

by Wyatt The Whakkle June 6, 2010

Pocket Message

A call made via cell phone that was unintentional in which made it to another’s voice mail; usually as a result of being unlocked and placed in a pocket or purse.

Joey left 3 pocket messages for me last night. Sounded like he was at some happnin party!

by DJ Jack Master Flash August 7, 2008

Private message

Private messages or known as (PM) are used when one person wants to message someone outside of the group chat.

Person 1: um person 2 can u please private message me thanks.
Person 2: Oh ok, sure.

by Fadewulf March 18, 2021

send a message to Fidel

A euphemism for defecate particularly popular in South Florida and other areas where there is a large population of refugees from the Fidel Castro regime.

¡'ño! Gotta send a message to Fidel, brb :-/

by leonAzul May 9, 2010