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Masturater

A person who posts fake 5-star online reviews about themselves.
Razo is such a masturater, posting reviews about herself in the third person.
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
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masterbateability

The ease in which you can get off to something by masterbation.
The book she was reading had smut with a high masterbateability rating.
by Iamtheraine August 15, 2024
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Masturbatable

Something that someone would be able to masturbate to.
"Damn, that fanart is so fine."
"yeah, it's so masturbatable."
by cumsucmer May 5, 2024
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hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.
Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.
by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017
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YouTubian Masterbater

A person who gets a thrill from blasting individuals on YouTube who post about nothing and expects monetary gain. A non gifted content creator.
This girl is nothing more than a YouTubian Masterbater.
by Tretalkradio April 12, 2021
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Chronic masterbater

This is the point of masterbation when only you can make yourself ejaculate
Hey you know Jack G, yea that kids full blown chronic masterbater
by UpsetTexas065 March 17, 2026
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every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate
by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021
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