Blue Monday

Cool 1983 song from New Order. Gained giant popularity in the late 90's when the band Orgy covered it for their album Candyass.

Blue Monday is an amazing song.

by Gaaraofthedamned December 26, 2011

Hey Monday

An American Rock band that originated from Florida.
The members are:
Lead Vocals- Cassadee Pope
Bass Guitar- Michael "Jersey" Moriarty
Lead Guitar- Mike Gentile
Rythm Guitar- Alex Lipshaw
Drums- Elliot James
Keyboard- Bobby Nolan

Sometimes they are mistaken for Paramore.. having a female lead singer and the rest of the band males..
There style sometimes overlaps with that of Paramore

Person 1- Have you heard of Hey Monday?
Person 2- No, who are they?
Person 1- Pretty much the same as Paramore.
Person 2- ah cool.

by katt_mann January 5, 2009

Mondo

The quintessential word of the English language, mondo can be used as an adjective, adverb or a noun. It expresses general feelings of approval when used as an adjective, but when used as an adverb it can substitute the word "very." As a noun, it is used to generalize the mondo mentality. This word is best used in a rhyming phrase, such as "mondo like a condo."

"She's cool, but she sure ain't mondo!"
"That was mondo awesome!"
"You just can't handle this mondo!"

by Meagan "Mondo like a Condo" Ingerson November 26, 2003

Case of the Mondays

1. A fictitious disorder associated with the tiredness, irritability or distractedness that comes from returning to work after the weekend.

2. A phrase discribing idiots who use the beginning of the week as an excuse to be irritable and lazy when, in fact, everyone feels this way but would rather do their damn job instead of being annoying bitches.

Coworker #1: Man Terry sure is in a bad mood today.
Coworker #2: Yup, looks like he’s got a case of the mondays.
Coworker #1: Man! What a little bitch.

by Not__Mediocre_Definitions June 21, 2018

monday fever

when everything is extra difficult because it's monday.

dude1: "hey, whats 2+3?"

dude2: "eh.....4?"

dude1:"jesus, you got a case of monday fever!"

by godloveseveyone January 24, 2011

Metaphorical Monday

The Tuesday after a Monday Holiday like Memorial Day or Labor Day

Bill: God I hate Monday's!!!

Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.

Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!

by Andrew Hayden September 14, 2007

Sticky Monday

The act of using corn syrup as lube during anal or vaginal intercourse. Typically the best way to start off the work week, and should be done preferably on Mondays only. However, any day of the week will suffice.

Ely had such a bad weekend that when he woke up to begin his week, he gave his girl a sticky monday.

by James Cayman August 4, 2009