MILF

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck

Sandra Day O'Connor and Janet Reno are such a MILF!

by The Real Izzy May 21, 2006

Milf

mother i'd like to f*ck

he has a milf for a mom; her mom is a milf

by mandy lee May 6, 2008

581 miles

581 miles is used to separate to left handed people that are the bestest friends ever. god put them far away to teach them a lesson but nether know what it is. it is also a the distance that they traveled to where they met each other and partied at 1am to 4:30. the 581 miles separate the boy ( stalker ) from the girl.

Girl: Dude we are 581 miles away.

Boy: I know its only 93 kilometers.

Girl: That's not bad, stalker.

Boy: You have 406 friends.

Girl: That's a little stalkerish

by stalkedbytommy August 3, 2010

milf

mother id like to fuck.

well, britney spears for instance is americans milf

by duker00lz May 16, 2006

Milf Milker

An ass hole friend; who you walk in on milking your mom.

The milf milker milked Kayla duPont last weekend; she has huge tits!

by Mike & Jack May 15, 2006

MILF

Mother(s) I'd Love (to) Fuck
Pretty Woman attached to a youngster

The MILF at the primary school sports day was the best I've seen.

by Nosht May 9, 2006

jailbait milf

An underage (Jailbait) Mother I'd Like To Fuck.

Jamie Lynn Spears is a Jailbait MILF.

by dizzleshizzlenizzle July 3, 2008