Mason and Markie

Two captains on a ship that fly in space while sitting on two large thrones.

Man, the things I would do to become Mason and Markie.

by chiefmamabear September 12, 2009

mason

a jar

wow mason sure can hold pickles

by despacito derrick November 13, 2018

Masood

Verb - To cheer someone up by telling them the whole truth about a situation that made them feel bad

"Yo this guy on Facebook just called you a dick"
"Aww, that's really sad!"
"Don't worry though, he's got 100 dislikes"
"Aww great, thanks for masooding me"

by masoodsalloo January 15, 2019

Mason

A man that ejaculates onto paper and stores it for future ejaculations to create a strong building material.

Man, that guy seems like a total Mason.

by jeff pain September 12, 2020

mason walker

the rizzard of oz

the rizzly bear
infinate rizz
infinate digits
infinate pull
better than u

mason walker is better than every one of us

by mraceyt February 8, 2023

holy masochist

a priest that likes to get beaten like a sorry child

Haily like getting beaten by her holy masochist while Alan watches sinfully (ben and ashley are in the other room turning eachother into negros while eating clamhats and watching MCR<33!!!!11!!!!1!!!)

by TURBONEGRO June 20, 2006

shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011