trauma mama

A mom who hugs and comforts you when you get physically or emotionally hurt. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma momma, handy mom, mom, mother, momma, trauma, hurt, injured, accident

Thank goodness when I was young, I had a trauma mama who took care of me after all of my skateboard accidents.

by joecoolthefool September 12, 2016

saggy mama

When you put your fingers inside a 50-70 year old mother/grandmother's rectum which makes them bend over and squeal, leaving their wrinkly tits hanging from their chest.

I gave her a saggy mama last night after she gave me a rimjob

by Hey I'm a dude December 8, 2017

L'maisa

Adjective-/Verbal-Participle; Originally from Hebrew infinitive form of the verb "to make/do" (`-s-h), borrowed into Talmudic Aramaic, and then borrowed into the common vernacular.
Definition: Practically speaking, practically, realistically, in practicality, in action.
Pronounced /lmaisa/, with the vowel between the el and em being omitted, or pronounced like the vowel in "bit" or "bet". This vowel can hover somewhere in between that area of pronunciation. Stress the nuclear (middle) syllable.
Used by Jews in everyday speech. It's not particular to any language, but it is most commonly used in English. The word is inflected with the use of auxiliary verbs, like in Yiddish. The word is best said with emphasis and a tad of sing-song.
See Yeshivish.

"I *was* going to write a book, but then I realized that *l'maisa* the logistics didn't work out."

by Shibbolet July 24, 2018

Yo Mama Roast

Types of roasts played by kids and teens in effort to jokingly insult one's mother.

Daniel: Yo mama's so stupid that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies ignored her because she had no brains.
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!

by Panfinz October 21, 2019

big mama Cam

A very large noon-duty/Procter with the name cam.

“Ms.Cam is so mean”
“You mean big mama CAM”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

hoe mama

an older girl that takes younger girls under their wings and introduces them to drugs and sex and teaches them to be a baddie. basically just a bad influence on other girls.

“that girl over there is my hoe mama, she taught me everything i know about bein a bad bitch.”

by judd07 April 30, 2020

joe mama biden

A slightly longer version of Joe Mama, but with Joe Biden to keep it more relevant.

Mike Hawk: Did you hear it was Joe's birthday last Friday?

Ben Dover: Who's Joe?

Mike Hawk: JOE MAMA BIDEN!

Ben Dover: I'm never going to fall for one of these again.

by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020