shik lightning 

shik-shit but it has pepsi on it.

todays rain has shik lightning

shik lightning by omg man steezy September 20, 2020

Fat Lightning 

Fat Lightning is the most supreme being in the universe by being the negative charge that creates everything that exists. Fat Lightning runs throughout the universe interacting with positive charges.

Fat Lightning is inside you.

Fat Lightning by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

Bitch-lightning 

(Noun)
When someone instantly reacts to you or your ideas in a negative, unaccepting manner, then instantly realizes what they've done and become human again.

Wow dude, that was some bitch-lightning from your wife, you didn't even say anything!

Bitch-lightning by MageOfSorts January 10, 2021

Jimmy Lightning 

A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.

I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!

Jimmy Lightning by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

Buzz Lightning 

A rip off of a Disney character also very epic YouTuber.

Yo have you seen that new buzz lightning video it got 13! Likes

Buzz Lightning by BearStudios March 27, 2021

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

Mexican Lightning Rod by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Brown Lightning 

The act of snorting a pile of cocaine off of the asshole of a consenting party.

Bro, I fell off the wagon and rode the brown lightning with Karen last night.

Brown Lightning by Pink McSockington June 18, 2021