quief lightning

A very explosive quief and last for ages and smells like fish

Aww look at her quief lightning

by Quief lightning October 22, 2017

lightning chicken

A game played during a lightning storm. All players run around a large open space holding vertical metal poles and the last player with their pole in the air wins.

Dude 1- hey guys, who wants to make the most of this stormy day and play a round of lightning chicken?
Guys- *quickly grab metal poles*

by Kaliberking June 22, 2019

lightning taco

A girl that cums really fast.

And I thought I was quick in bed then I met Lightning Taco

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.

When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off

by TSJM October 28, 2021

golden lightning shower

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.

After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

lightning fingers

Using your fingers in a very fast motion to bring a woman to orgasm and make her squirt

I used lightning fingers to make Samantha squirt all over my hand.

by TommyGunn69 October 1, 2017

Ride the Lightning

An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.

All those naggers can ride the lightning baby!!!

by yoitsjoe July 12, 2018