Malia: "Hey can you call a luber we gotta head out"
Habib: "Yeah sure... Looks like Uber is way cheaper right now"
Malia: "Ok great!"
Habib: "Yeah sure... Looks like Uber is way cheaper right now"
Malia: "Ok great!"
by jqdoozy March 6, 2017
Get the Luber mug.Predominantly defined as K-Y Jelly. Which happens to be a main water based lubricant which is used in sexual activity without destroying the condom if you're using one.
ONLY homosexuals refer to it as "anal lube".
It doesn't matter how wet or dry a female is, K-Y Jelly always makes sex better. Even when just masturbating alone, whether you're male or female.
Mainly used when you don't have time or tired of "foreplay".
K-Y Jelly makes sex better. YES! Females eventually dry up no matter how wet they are and need that EXTRA moisture to keep sex painless. ONLY if you're able to go the distance and not blowing your load like a 20 year old clueless goober who thinks he knows everything about sex, you may have to use so called LUBE!
Period. Just don't forget to pull out. Unless you're wearing a condom.
ONLY homosexuals refer to it as "anal lube".
It doesn't matter how wet or dry a female is, K-Y Jelly always makes sex better. Even when just masturbating alone, whether you're male or female.
Mainly used when you don't have time or tired of "foreplay".
K-Y Jelly makes sex better. YES! Females eventually dry up no matter how wet they are and need that EXTRA moisture to keep sex painless. ONLY if you're able to go the distance and not blowing your load like a 20 year old clueless goober who thinks he knows everything about sex, you may have to use so called LUBE!
Period. Just don't forget to pull out. Unless you're wearing a condom.
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Get the Lubes mug.A term Persians use to refer to someone who is a straight up Mexican person. As in someone who is so Mexican that they sell oranges on the corner of the street, has a long mustache (man or woman), has about 8 brothers and sisters, and loves burritoes.
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