Lightning Shark

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.

That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.

It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it

by Temiz December 22, 2023

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Lightning Mcqueef

the queefing of lightneen mcqueen

i stan Lightning Mcqueef

by hampaboiger27 on tiktok October 14, 2022

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Lightning McQueef

When you're about to slip in and u hit something, she Queefs, and a Lightning Mcqueen car toy flys out from the deep insides

Queef 1: trust me , bruddda I am alot more safe then you are

Lightning Mcqueef: don't Shame me for having a Lightning Mcqueef moment, just cos u jealous

Queef 2 : I rather be loud then coke on a car

by Mrsjelilebi April 26, 2023

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Lightning McQueef

Lightning Mcqueef is the Chief Queef Manic of the Race Track, he queefs wherever he goes, the absolute queef god.

Jonathen: Yo, you heard of Lightning McQueef?

Winston: yes, it would be a travesty to have not heard of Lightning McQueef the Chief Queef Maniac of the Race Track.

by Benito Swagolini January 26, 2024

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Lightning

The taste of vaginas...

Guy 1: "Dude I got it i finally thought of what vaginas taste like!!!"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? what do they taste like?"

Guy 1: "THEY TASTE LIKE FUCKING LIGHTNING!!!"

by A person with a definition July 14, 2011

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