knife boy

Weakly 25 year old virgin who carries knife in the hopes of getting laid.

Knife boy: Those stupid cops didn't even know I had my knife in my pocket while I was being questioned.

by SciFiTom April 2, 2013

Banana Knife

A long curved knife that allows a woman to stare deep into your eyes while she stabs you right in the back.

Woman: "I love you.. but i'm sleeping with your best mate"
Banana Knife

by Baggamuss January 30, 2008

Portuguese Knife Fight

Something, especially referring to an event, that is casually violent or chaotically aggressive; everyone involved has a reckless, devil-may-care attitude towards the (often serious or important) problem or topic at hand.

Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.

Zach Casualrapeford: Hey Brock, you seen Barron around?
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.

by AussieManDiaz December 7, 2017

knifey

Former buddypic moderator, Tlobaybee7, shoved a knife in her vagina and took pictures. Lied about it, saying she googled the pictures. Then said that her friend took the pictures for her.

Knifey is the girl who shoved a knife in her vagina

She will forever be known as knifey

by Chuck8303 January 6, 2008

knave

1) A manservant
2) A n00b

1) Tell my knave to bring me a cigar.
2) Dude I pwned that knave in CounterStrike last night.

by The Evil Octopus Man January 26, 2005

Monkey Knife Fight

Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.

Buddy Christ fought Olaf in a monkey knife fight.

by Olaf June 19, 2005

Jewish jack-knife

nothing jewish bout that, you just described driving in jersey

"wtf, did you see that mofo in the red pontiac go thru 4 lanes without signaling?"
"yeah, you in piscataway now dude"

by a triple h December 6, 2004