Makeout kill

Every young boys dream. Usually involves tongue and can last anywhere from a minute to several hours.

‘Hey Wilson, I can’t wait for summer so I can get my first makeout kill, it’s going to be so epic!’

by thechart July 12, 2022

attack of the killer lobster

Is one lobsters are not harvested or killed and are able to grow to the largest of possible sizes where they are than able to walk up out of the ocean water and attack the human race and even kill innocent people. Killer Lobster attacks are now very rare since we have not had a recorded killer lobster attack in over 952 years but that just means there is one lobster if not thousands out there planning on attacking and wiping out the human race but we stand ready with nukes

OH MY GOOD LOOK OUT! ITS AN ATTACK OF the KILLER LOBSTER!!!

by mudisland33 January 31, 2010

haggis under the kilt

The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt

Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice

Vicky: tiny

by spacker110 January 28, 2015

Nea Nea killua 🐴

Gon 😍

"Nea Nea killua 🐴" said gon

"BAKA HOE" said killua

by epicGon123 October 29, 2020

kilju

Finnish traditional drink, which could be described strong homemade brew. The most simple method of making this sweet nectar requires only frosen orange juice, water and some sugar. The best and most popular version requires water, sugar, yeast and fresh juice for flavour. Kilju hits you like a sledgehammer, and soon you will forget your name and ability to speak. Next morning your shit smells like a just baked bread, because of the yeast. True mothafuckas use about 50% juice, and only orange juice in kilju. Wussy-ass Finnish goverment has banned the production of kilju.

I drank kilju yesterday with some friends. When I woke up I didn't remember anything, not even where I was. And there was so much yeast in my shit that I could have been able to found a bakery. There was also some blood in my shit, so it was an ordinary night out with kilju.

by messenger October 22, 2006

killing hobos

To go out with the intention of drinking copious amounts of alcohol, especially in the company of friends.

C'mon Kristan, lets go kill some hobos.

Who else feels like killing some hobos tonight?

Damn, we killed a ton of hobos last night.

You'll find us out later, killing hobos.

by Dr. B, MD December 29, 2007

kill TV

Watching the video uplink from the U.S. Army unmanned drones as they bomb the sorry ass terrorist.

Joe 1: ''Did you hear about those derkas that the Predator smoked''

Joe 2:''Yeah, I watched them turn into soup on Kill TV''

by Jimmyrod February 15, 2008