Keystie is a slang term for the college drink of choice aka Keystone Light. A 30 pack of Keystone Light is also know as the "dirty thirty." Keysties provide help during awkward silences and break the tension. The Keystone Ice brand is the strongest form of this product
"Hey you suss pass me some Keysties."
"Dude, I got trashed from a dirty thirty of Keysties last night."
"Dude, I got trashed from a dirty thirty of Keysties last night."
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Pennsylvania State Police.
Taken from both the silent comedy movies of the same name and that Pennsylvania is the Keystone State, using the keystone as one of its symbols (which is found as the dash separator on their license plates as well).
Taken from both the silent comedy movies of the same name and that Pennsylvania is the Keystone State, using the keystone as one of its symbols (which is found as the dash separator on their license plates as well).
"Slow down - there's a Keystone Kop sitting up on that bridge!"
"PA has a nice state law - only the Keystone Kops can use radar. Local police can't."
"PA has a nice state law - only the Keystone Kops can use radar. Local police can't."
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Get the keysties mug.Keystone Light is always smooth. It was voted the best Light beer in Point Pleasant NJ 05, 06, 07 and is the front runner for 08. Keystone Light is Coors light's younger brother. Keystone Light kicks ass.
Davis: This is the greatest beer ever. What is it?!?!?!
Bruce: Thats Keystone Light, the greatest light beer in the world.
Bruce: Thats Keystone Light, the greatest light beer in the world.
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Get the Keystoner mug.A shit smell from one's ass that is so powerful and ruthless that you believe it's a myth once it's faded away. The greatest trick this smell ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist.
Last summer Rick let loose a Keyser Soze on a hunting trip up north. At least I think it was. I couldn't be sure because my eyes were watering and I was dry heaving.
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