kentucky trumpet

An advanced sexual practice where the male adopts a scissor position with the female and farts into her vagina

For further advanced techniques see - nasty oyster cincinnati ram-rod

David: "Things went a bit crazy with stacy last night. I filled her up with a Kentucky Trumpet!"

Matt: "Your the Boss!"

by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011

kentucky dry rub

When you jerk off without using any lubrication.

"I ran out of lotion so I had to give myself a Kentucky dry rub."

by docbrown88 March 3, 2014

Kentucky'd

Kentucky'd/pulling a Kentucky means when one is ever so close to achieving a milestone or a great deal of success, but fails disappointingly.
Derives from the 2015 NCAA March Madness Tournament (basketball) in which Kentucky almost had a perfect season but lost to Wisconsin in the semi-finals 71-64, forcing their record to be a 38-1.

Young Jack was expected to take honors classes, and so he did. The next year, he failed every single one of his classes. I guess you could say his teachers Kentucky'd him.

by Fruitsoftheworld April 7, 2015

Kentucky Bacon Slap

The act of applying bacon grease to your penis and then proceeding to slap your partner repeatedly in the face until you both become sore and/or climax.

<23:30:01> "Inked": gonna go kentucky bacon slap my sis

by kevinslayer69 August 15, 2015

kentucky lean

When a southern boy leans way over to flirt a saleswoman in a department store.

The bigfooted boy from the shoe department did the Kentucky Lean to talk to the pretty girl working in the jewelry department.

by The Rev NG8 April 11, 2019

Kentucky Thumb

The action of having sex with a partner, typically from behind; where the person penetrating the female's vaginal canal, puts an unused thumb into the currently penetrated female's anus, rotating gently, firmly, in either counter-clockwise or clockwise(as if searching for Scott from Kentucky Ballistics' of YouTube.com severed artery in his tragic accident that we are all happy he has survived) until the pad of the thumb finds a pulse, or the member or devise penetrating the vagina from the anal cavity. once either is found, the penetrator is to thrust to the pulse of the female if felt, or exactly half the pulse of the one currently penetrating the female until the female achieves orgasm.

Was feeling kinda curious the other night and I gave her the ol Kentucky Thumb. she was a little taken aback at first, but was really more into it once I found the right rhythm. really ended the night with a BANG, and a need to change the sheets.

by JustFollowingDaGunMemes May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

The Kentucky plug is a sexual position where your partner is in the doggy position with a .50 SLAP round in their mouth and you stick your thumb in your butt while they donkey kick your eggplant.

"We did the kentucky plug last night. I'm just glad I survived. " Kentucky Ballistics

by Worthy0ne May 20, 2021