jones soda

the KICK ASSINEST DRINK I DA KNOWN WORLD!!!!


taste like watered down freeze pops that are fizzy .....i know it tottaly rocks!!

rite now (jan 29th 2005 9:09PM) i am enjoying a blue bubble gum jones soda and having an orgasm!!

by CANADA PRIDE January 29, 2005

Alex Jones

A Chad Alpha male who exposes the Global Elitists, And who doesn't like em' putting putting chemicals in the water, that turn the flricking frogs gay!

Alex Jones:"I'm a Human, And I'm COMIN'"

by RandomNerdyGuy June 23, 2021

Motherfucker Jones

When someone is stereotyped, but then breaks the mold

Businessman: *looking at him like he doesn't have money because he is black* Sir, we are going to have a large upfront cash investment....
Motherfucker Jones: *drops sack of cash on table* I'll take 3

Dude 1: Yeah, I don't have the money to pay you
Dude 2: I'll take that watch, then
Dude 1: Motherfucker Jones!

by theartistformerlyknownasyang February 16, 2015

Bob Jones University

A Christian university in South Carolina known mostly for it's former policy of banning interracial dating.

Who in the hell would go to a college named Bob Jones University?

by LorgSkyegon November 7, 2004

Bobby Jones

a casual blowing of the male reproductive organs. Normally performed by a whore who hasnt known her "partner" for longer than 30 seconds.

"Ashley tottaly just Bobby Jones'd me.. SOO GOOD"

by Jaquese May 16, 2006

John Paul Jones

The father of the American navy and America's first sea-faring hero. Rarely confused with his well-known namesake, the bassist of the band Led Zeppelin.

John Paul Jones has not yet begun to fight.

by kt_mcq January 12, 2009

jones

An obsession; a burning desire. The undeniable passion or love for someone or something.

"Basketball Jones, I got a basketball jones, I got a basketball jones ooh baby..."

by dMb January 30, 2004