Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.
Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019
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A lying ass bitch, will destroy you mentally, sucks dick behind any girlfriends back, eats a guys ass, will lead you on for attention, has a small pp, short as hell
Fuck it’s Jacob, run sis
by sucksalot October 28, 2019
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Autistic faggit who’s got no friends, sensitive as fuck and loves big nigga cock
by Kilode August 28, 2019
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Kinda gay and likes taking it up the ass. Usually a weeb. Also a big thic nigga.
by Lolimaster6969 October 27, 2019
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He has lil wiener lmao poggers
Jacob lmao
by Bigwienerman July 18, 2019
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A weird fucker from the Mideast who fucks whichever girl he sees. Pardon me he fucks *grills. This is not to be made fun of because look outside in the backyard and he’s fucking your grill
by YS_jag February 14, 2020
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Baby girl: Jacob your hot 🥵 body wants to make me squirt!
by Boooooooooy!!!!! March 07, 2019
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