Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.

Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.

by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019

Jacob

Autistic faggit who’s got no friends, sensitive as fuck and loves big nigga cock

Oi you cunt, stop being a Jacob

by Kilode August 28, 2019

Jacob

He has lil wiener lmao poggers

Jacob lmao

by Bigwienerman July 17, 2019

Jacob

Kinda gay and likes taking it up the ass. Usually a weeb. Also a big thic nigga.

Look at jacob. He's gay lol.

by Lolimaster6969 October 26, 2019

Jacob

A weird fucker from the Mideast who fucks whichever girl he sees. Pardon me he fucks *grills. This is not to be made fun of because look outside in the backyard and he’s fucking your grill

Goddamnit Jacobs here

by YS_jag February 14, 2020

Jacob

I’m an amazing person!

Baby girl: Jacob your hot 🥵 body wants to make me squirt!

by Boooooooooy!!!!! March 7, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a small Asian who hates life

Jacob is short

by Caprism December 29, 2019