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Jamaican Skateboard

A sexual act performed by having a woman lay on her stomach and inserting your big toe into her ass, using it as leverage to perform a kickflip
Man: I just landed my first Jamaican Skateboard with your wife.
Jamaican Skateboard by BobbySteve December 26, 2025

Jamaican Jelly Fruit

The act of using a condom during anal, specifically after the person recieving has recently had diarrhea, ejecting into the condom, tying the end of the condom, and either the person giving or recieving eats the condom.
(Man 1): "I made my girl eat my Jamaican Jelly Fruit!"
(Man 2): "What the fuck?"
Jamaican Jelly Fruit by kats067 January 23, 2026

Jamaican Pool Noodle

Jamaican Pool Party filled with glorious island folk while not invited on a cruise or tourist destination
Hopped on a cruise, bought $10 flip flops with zero arch support...

Jamaican pool noodle was the goal

..Day started wonderful

It turned into a Jamaican pool party with white peopke in dreads

"...My wedding party from Cape Cod got overtook by Jamaicans and ruined my wife's dress with Red Stripe and Appleton Rum"

Jamaican Blitzkrieg

A paper towel roll blunt with an ungodly amount of kush inside to which you smoke as fast as humanly possible, resulting in the Jamaican devil to overcome your soul.
"So Cade, how was the Jamaican Blitzkrieg?"

Jamaican Poo

When you roll a fat joint and have a cup of coffee together, whilst shitting on the toilet.
"I'm off for a Jamaican poo, see you in an hour, son."

"Okay dad! Can I have some bud?"

"No, fuck off."

Rihannals Jamaican 

Rihannals Jamaican
Rihanna fans from Jamaica who support her music and her Jamaica and Bajan heritage.
Rihannals Jamaican say Rihanna is more Jamaican than patty and jerked chicken.