Definitions by kats067

Croydon Pencil Sharpener

The act of a woman using her teeth to carve a man’s penis.

Girl Ever heard of a Croydon Pencil Sharpener babe?
Boy Nope, show me!
Boy OUCH! FUCK!

Croydon Pencil Sharpener by kats067 March 11, 2026

Jamaican Jelly Fruit

The act of using a condom during anal, specifically after the person recieving has recently had diarrhea, ejecting into the condom, tying the end of the condom, and either the person giving or recieving eats the condom.

(Man 1): "I made my girl eat my Jamaican Jelly Fruit!"
(Man 2): "What the fuck?"

Jamaican Jelly Fruit by kats067 January 23, 2026

Turkish Excavator

A sex move in which a male, with his cock and balls inside a womans vagina, lifts her up by her boobs while she grabs at stuff with her arms

Woman: I knocked over my grandmas asses! Shit put me down!
Man: Does this mean we can't do the Turkish Excavator nymore?

Turkish Excavator by kats067 January 16, 2026

Georgia Juice Squeezer

The act of squeezing a males genitalia while he has a full bladder in order to make them urinate

Girl 1 “I gave him a Georgia juice squeezer!”
Girl 2 “Eww what the fuck? Get away from me piss girl!”

Georgia Juice Squeezer by kats067 January 15, 2026