Wilson Water

A potent concoction of Everclear, Hawaiian Punch mix, Diced Pineapple, Sprite and other unknown substances. When the creator first used his invention, the result was an entire sorority crawling on the ground. His brothers seized their golden opportunity created by the new substance and thus the slaying begun. Now "Wilson Water" is the #1 prescribed medication by street pharmacists to sexually frustrated men worldwide. Be careful, that much power can corrupt a man.

Susan: My ass hurts so bad!
John: What did you drink last night?
Susan: Couple cups of Wilson Water.
John: Bingo!

by Spice Miner August 31, 2013

in deep water

In an awkward or difficult situation.

"You're in deep water since you were dumped and lost your job"

by superblake101 July 25, 2017

Aluminum Water

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.

-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!

by Titanclaws November 9, 2018

Standing water

A popular term amongst non-swimming youths which refers to large bodies of water in which one can touch the ground.

Person A: Geee it's hot today, I'd love to go for a dip!

Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?

Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...

by chillybang July 25, 2018

Tequila Water

A dangerous cocktail drink consisting of tequila, hydration powder, energy drink, and POG. This drink is usually filled in a gallon jug and makes for a great day. Originated from Maui and further spread into the Bay Area shortly after.

Hey I heard you have the best Tequila Water here could I try yours? Oh damn this stuff is so good I can't even taste the tequila! We should get hammered all day and not sleep!

by Sean 2.0 April 6, 2021

Watcha Watering

What are you peeing on?

Person 1: Watcha watering?
Person 2: Oh, just some flowers!

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap June 12, 2021

Roger Waters

A dusty old man who used to be the bassist for Pink Floyd, who almost single-handedly did all of their best work during the 70's, until he got too egotistical and evil and dropped out of the band expecting it to die without him, where he then preceeded on an OK solo career, with his last work as of right now being an opera called Ca Ira.

Roger waters is old, he's mean, he's rich as hell and complains about rich people, and he's very egotistical. Yet we all love him.

by Chad Corgan May 13, 2006