incestalicious

adj- the quality of being so absurdly attractive as to legitimately incite a desire to commit an incestuous act

"Dude, you should really think about f'in your sister cause she is incestalicious!"
"Who could blame Jon Voight for thinking his daughter is incestalicious?"
"Oedipus was a sick bastard because no one thought Jocasta was incestalicious and he still slammed her."

by artvandelet September 23, 2005

incest

That's incense idiot.

Some people just don't know the difference between incest and incense.

by turrauko July 26, 2008

intestate

The act of not leaving your testicles to anyone in your will, but rather desiring they be buried with you.

They may not be much use at my age but by God as sure as they hang to my kneecaps I'm going to die intestate and take them with me.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

Crab Infested Cuntcake

A slutty woman that is infact infested with pubic crabs.

"That crab infested cuntcake stole my boyfriend! It's alright, crabs are highly contagious!"

by Jaygie July 30, 2007

Italian Incest

when a person sleeps with his best friend's wife.

"Giovanni Salami was found dead this morning after having been caught in an Italian Incest affair."
"Franco's wife is so hot! Is she into Italian Incest?"
"I don't know how to say it in English so I'll show you with Italian Incest..."

by sr77sr77sr June 26, 2013

infesticles

Testicles infested with anything.

<Pudged> Oh my dog! I have infesticles!
<LampShade> What from?!
<Pudged> Worms, lice, cancer and little green space men!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

Intesticles

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.

Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010