how dare

when someone is a total snark and you just dont know how to handle.

Those fools said that A-town was in New Zeland, how dare!

How dare you smash my yams, you tiny little fishie!!! GEEEEEEEZ! You just snark around!

by Howfdare July 11, 2006

How that

A phrase used by neds (chavs if your english) all over the world. They say it when they don't understand something or sometimes when they do but just want attention from the teacher/parent/authority figure present. It really means:
"Can you explain how that works" But being neds they just knock words of of sentences to let them speak more rubbish faster.

Teacher:"Why doesnt helium react?"
Parent: "Because it is a noble gas"
Authority Figure: "It has No outer electrons"
Ned: "How That!?!?!?!"
Chav: "Aye! How That?"

by Shinthekia August 17, 2005

how bout naw

A firm way of declining anything.

"Gonnae lend us a fiver?"

"How bout naw"

by steakboy August 20, 2007

How Nice For You!

Words directed at a person when your'e not really interested (with) more than a little jealousy thrown in!

Do we really care??

Jeremy:"My Wife and I are off again to Borneo!"

Derek:"Oh really?-How nice for you!"

by Inja September 17, 2012

How var you?

The Italian pronunciation of "how are you?"

Hi Professor, how var you? I have a kuestion and I am a spaghetti mafia.

by DGROSPEC September 29, 2021

How much do you weigh?

It's a question that basically states let's have sex or let's make love.
As in the movie "Wild Target"

Guy: "If you need anything just call me."
Girl: " Umm ok.. Wait! How much do you weigh?"

by foreverafreak July 26, 2011

How I Met Your Mother

Best freaking show ever created by anyone.
Ranks with Big Bang Theory, CSI, and Raising Hope

Person 1 - Did you see How I Met Your Mother last night?

Person 2 - How could I have not!!

by The girl in the woods May 24, 2011