Hamilton Harbour Commission

A slick, loving move, named after the town of my birth in Southern Ontario.
The Hamilton Harbour Commission occurs best while 69ing some slut. The man is on top and he bears down and fires a messy splatter of shit all over her face. Optionally, he leans back and sits on her nose and mouth for a couple of seconds to prove the point.

After I got tired of giving that bitch head, I welcomed her to the Hamilton Harbour Commission. When I held my ass and sac down on her mouth, she freaked. Then she threw up.
She had to have a shower, so we were almost late for Midnight Mass.

by Dr. Bob Turcott November 24, 2006

Pearl Harbored

To have been the victim of a sneak attack.

Jimmy so Pearl Harbored Paul when he hit him upside the head from behind.

by pezmeister April 18, 2006

pearl harbour

a historic site where lots of people DIED.

Oh yeh, I died at Pearl Harbor.

by jeremy February 6, 2003

North Harford High school

The shittiest school on the planet. This school is under construction and it looks and smells like shit. The student population is 98% white trash/wigger, the other 2% being barn animals. The school has a barn on "campus". Let that one sink in. IT HAS A FUCKING BARN ON CAMPUS. How dirty and white trash is that? The kids there are the creme of the crop. They are the dirtiest, poorest kids you will ever meet in your life. They all drive their big dirty hick pick up trucks with their huge white trash Confederate flags flying proud off the back. The white trash population rivals that of the state of West Virginia. Half of the student population drops out before graduating, and most go on to work for the elite private schoolers as a janitor. All in all this school is the worst place in the universe. The kids are dirty, smell, and the worst part is you don't receive an education. You are better off spending a little money and going to private school.

Drive your tractor to school day

by Mr. Reed June 5, 2005

Hairbortion

Getting a bad haircut that is so bad that you must get your hair shaved off, or cut even shorter just to make it look better.

1: "Why are you bald?"

2: "My mom gave me such a bad haircut, I had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion."

by Blackenedchi September 1, 2012

harpor

Harpor is a name which originates from a group of Martial Artists in the United States. People who are named Harpor tend to be quite energetic and they are usually stronger than most of their age. Those named Harpor tend to have sympathy for others and will often go out of their way to help those in need.

Harpor was studying for his finals last week.

by Mighty Gai May 7, 2018

Harbour View

Looking down at the bowl after taking a shit.

I knew it was a special dump. I had to take a Harbour view.

by ^^!$#@ May 1, 2020