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Hamburger 

A really good food. It’s so good you can fuck it. Burgers don’t have a life so they play league of legends all day.
Hamburger by FAUBCOK December 13, 2022

Flamin' Hamburgers 

A exclamatory response usually said after a surprising event or situation.

Or

Used as a an attempt to avoid saying 'Fuck' in front of children with the 'F' prolonged in an attempt to change the word. "FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!"

Related to Flamin' Hell, Flamin' Heck.
FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!

Hamburtarian 

A person who does not eat any other meat than ground beef.
Loser: "Do you want some bacon?"
Loretta: "Nah, I'm a Hamburtarian."
Loser: "Wtf? Okay, your loss..."
Hamburtarian by trollzoretta September 28, 2014

hamburgler 

One who dances like a complete idiot but somehow still seems to attract the ladies.
Greg Huff is a hamburgler
hamburgler by niki dosland March 4, 2005

Hamburger Helper 

To fuck a girl so hard her pussy is destroyed.
Your at the bar with your buddies and a hot girl walks by. You say to your buddy: "hey jeff, I'm gonna Hamburger helper that broads pussy tonight!"
Hamburger Helper by Bruce Twayne December 20, 2008

Hamburglar 

A girl wearing a black and white striped shirt or dress. Alternate to "Manburglar" if male, "Redburglar" if red and white stripes, etc. Typically dumb as rocks, may soon be transitioning to plaid.
This club is full of hamburglars, let's go someplace else.
Hamburglar by DyceMan May 20, 2010