heffenspiel

A woman with thy calling of old eden

She is being such a heffenspiel 🙄

by Bucktruck69 February 16, 2025

Heffer

Something you call your friend who is kinda your friend and your partner. You guys say that you are friends but do relationship type things/ there are deep/serious feelings involved.

They can also be called Freiancees (a step up from friends, but not yet at the relationship stage).

Hi, my name is Jane and this is my heffer Jill.

No, not in that way, we are just in a homoerotic relationship.

The sexual tension between my heffer and I is insane these days.

by SadGalO1 March 19, 2025

[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"

by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007

Nug huffer

huffin nuggets. like eevery one should be doing!!!

"you dirty nug huffer" "man that guy looks like a total nug huffer"

by heroinbob1234 February 6, 2009

Honky Heffer

It is a woman that is mainly on your back burner and gives you troubles

Dude last night that honky heffer was great!

by Jack Monfog November 29, 2009

poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.

What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!

by bum dharma July 22, 2010

jordan heffern

Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.

Dude your date last night was a total Jordan Heffern
Your daughter is such a Jordan Heffern

by Evadely November 1, 2013