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Harold

Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.
by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025
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Harold

Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.
by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025
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Hardo

A person trying to look tough, or hard.
Look at Jimmy putting on eye-black to play touch football. What a hardo
by anonymous January 7, 2026
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William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
This WilliamHaroldJohnson is a real cuck.
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
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Holy Harold

When performing a hot carl and accidentally make a hole in your plastic wrap.
My boyfriend was performing a hot Carl and accidentally ripped a hole in the plastic wrap and gave me a Holy Harold.
by Harry's Anchor August 16, 2018
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John Harrolson

An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.
Man 1: Hey, did that guy just cheat on a 10/10?
Man 2: Yeah, he's just a John Harrolson.
by Stonewallism November 5, 2018
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Holly Harrold

To aggressively rape your little sister and shit in her ear lobes
Me and my girlfriend did the holly Harrold last night
by Kevdoggy dog December 14, 2019
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