The best thing to do when you are dumped by your girlfriend. go out and pull an old bird. the game consists of a pack of young males who attempt to shag the brains out of an attractive OLDER woman. Fuelled by booze these young males are letting themselves in for months of ribbing. Another problem is; when on boxing day, this one night stand turns up and is your mum's best friend, or dad's ex.
Alternatively, grab-a-granny could mean mugging a female pensioner.
Alternatively, grab-a-granny could mean mugging a female pensioner.
Mark: "Oh no, i'm crushed. My janine has dumped me. Oh, woe is me."
Keith: "No worries bud. We're out tonight and we'll partake in grab-a-granny"
OR
Baz: "I need some cash for some crack and a whore."
Bez: "Ok, let's grab-a-granny, and claim it was noel edmonds."
Keith: "No worries bud. We're out tonight and we'll partake in grab-a-granny"
OR
Baz: "I need some cash for some crack and a whore."
Bez: "Ok, let's grab-a-granny, and claim it was noel edmonds."
by Jeffrey Douglas November 24, 2006
Get the grab-a-granny mug.'Grabbing' is a method of seduction used by gypsy adolescent males on gypsy females - verging upon sexual assault.
Grabbing is performed by harassing the female (usually in a social situation), taking a grip of her arm and not letting go until you receive a kiss.
Grabbing is performed by harassing the female (usually in a social situation), taking a grip of her arm and not letting go until you receive a kiss.
by RockySamboa January 26, 2011
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by Arghlop Ghole June 18, 2003
Get the Grabley Skun mug.Grab a chair means that someone did something stupid or ridiculous so they need to grab a chair and sit their sorry ass down.
by FloNation October 30, 2013
Get the Grab A Chair mug.A sport in which one yells "ULTIMATE GRAB-ASS," at which point everyone in the room (or immediate area) starts to grab someone else's ass, while protecting your own ass at the same time. Sometimes it is paired with "The Floor is Lava" for extra epicness.
Dude, remember playing Ultimate Grab-Ass last night?
Oh yeah, man. I rocked that game. My ass didn't get grabbed once.
Oh yeah, man. I rocked that game. My ass didn't get grabbed once.
by ezuck August 25, 2011
Get the Ultimate Grab-Ass mug."Reach and grab" happens when you and your friend are situated so that one of you is laying on the floor and the other is elevated typically on a couch or something. Then, you call out "reach and grab!" and blindly fumble around for anything you can handle on your friend, hopefully something like his dong.
Ted: Dude, I had quite a successful reach and grab the other day.
Johnny Quidd: Really? What you find bra?
Ted: a penis
Johnny Quidd: sweet
Johnny Quidd: Really? What you find bra?
Ted: a penis
Johnny Quidd: sweet
by Leonard "Glass B Boat" Washin October 4, 2009
Get the reach and grab mug.Referring to the worms in the movie Tremors series, The disgusting amount of excess skin the makes a dick look like the creature that stalked Kevin Bacon and crew. Basically an uncircumsized penis coming from parents who could care less about their kid living a normal life.
That graboid looks like a slim jim with the package on. That Graboid looks like an anteater. That Graboid looks like Patrick Stewart trying to poke his head through turleneck sweater. Man my parents must have hated me my dick looks like those Graboids. Gross look at his graboid!
by Bret Crandall October 29, 2008
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