Goober

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.

Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.

I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!

Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!

He just ate the garnish--what a goober!

That goober just pissed his pants!

by thedzone September 23, 2009

uber goober

a man known for having a long, girthy penis

yeah, she is coming over again tonight. she knows whos got the uber goober!

by sickko August 2, 2007

Goober

A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.

A male ballerina's goober was clearly visible beneath his tight dancing trousers.

by Azureblue May 12, 2014

Goober face

One who acts and looks like a goofy goober.
(spongebob characters)

Anthony you look like a goober face
So like ha!

You are!

by Gemblina April 21, 2008

Goober

1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".

2.) Australian slang for semen.

"That guy in Human Resources is a complete goober!"

"The coach is a total goober!"

by Charlie43 August 5, 2008

Goob

Someone who does or says something stupid/retarded.

You are such a goob!

by Todd Jahryd Sachs February 17, 2009

goober

A word used to describe Aletheia. Usually in a good way. Can mean crazy, warm hearted, yet unusual person.

Altheia is a goober the size of my booger.

by Lafawnduh April 7, 2005