Golf

A sport for the LGBTQ community, specifically the G...Fags
My gay friend, Nick, plays Golf.
by GEA7042 April 26, 2022
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The most wasteful shit....
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.
Golf is wasteful shit....
by Mhm! ^__^ October 31, 2021
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Jon: Ay yo what sport club you gon sign up for?

Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport
by philswift2 December 07, 2020
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A means for debauchery under cover as a gentlemen's sport.
Hey fellas, tell the wives we have a golf tee time at 10am and wont be home until 3pm.
Unfortunately will have to miss the dance recital.
by McM@nus December 29, 2023
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golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport
Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.
by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019
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The man decided to walk his dog before meeting with a coworker, because the dog needed to use the bathroom.

The man was practising golf
by pedalpowered1 October 01, 2023
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A very difficult sport mostly overviewed by people. It takes a lot of strength and prescision and is one of the hardest sports to play despite people's opinions. Mostly played by men but also women.
I played golf the other day with the boys and I was fire.
by The bom May 05, 2017
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