Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.
Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"
by FrontierViking July 15, 2008
Get the Goat Fuck mug.A person that has enough balls to guard a 6' by 6' net while only using his body and his stick to lead his team to victory. Lacrosse goalies are always willing and daring to put themself in the path of a 5 ounce solid rubber ball traveling at speeds in excess of 100+ mph to stop a shot. Not everyone can be a lacrosse goalie. The position requires extreme amounts of cordination, skill, and bravery. Lacrosse goalies wear little amounts of protection compared to other positions or other contact sports. The only position for a real champ on a lacrosse team.
A real man that isn't afraid to take a hit that leaves a black and blue mark the size of a dinner plate on the inside of their leg. A real leader of the team and a person that isn't afraid of anything. Someone is says... Pain goes away, Victories last a lifetime, and chick dig scars. And that is what a lacrosse goalie is.
by laxgoalie6 December 24, 2008
Get the lacrosse goalie mug.To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.
Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?
Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.
Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.
by TexMachina April 27, 2007
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Someone who is extremely attractive and god-like. Is a super awesome person, in general.
AKA hottie with a body.
Someone who is extremely attractive and god-like. Is a super awesome person, in general.
AKA hottie with a body.
by kimmy gibbler and the DA June 19, 2011
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Get the goallessness mug.1. Software that eats (chews) up more than the usual allocated amount of system memory, sometimes bringing the whole system to a grinding halt.
by zeus0r October 7, 2012
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