Garret

To pop a garret/boner

Yo that boi popped a garret

by Cole N December 12, 2018

Garret

A.) Term used to describe someone extremely drunk constantly

B.) Often used to describe douchebags with glasses

C.) A dumbass made popular at Big Tex Delivery by being a dick to all his drivers

Damn Garret, you're a drunk fucking lunatic!

by TherealTruth April 14, 2015

Garretting

A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.

After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.

by Spring83n December 5, 2012

Garretting

The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole

Stop garretting and give me candy

by tjm420 November 7, 2014

Garret

Really gay. Like REALLY GAY

dang i cant believe bob is a garret

by Notgaysupreme March 21, 2019

Garret

Shit face

Wow, that guy is such a Garrett

by Blanketflunky8 June 15, 2019

Garret

Cute until he opens his mouth. Rude, won't get over his exes, goes after ugly air heads he can easily manipulate, rude, will lie to your face, just an all around total douche bag.

Person A: what happened with Garret?
Person B: he led me on and I saw him with an ugly big nosed girl
Person B: Sounds like Garret!

by Wiggleswag June 27, 2016