gaffer

a man who drives a big old car eg. a senetor or granada 2.9i ghia x, wears a sheepskin coat, and taks nothing but drivel repeating the phrase " two grand" over and over. he is always in the pub and always trying to sell you something you don't need

that gaffer at the bar is selling some gold chains dead cheep

by Dog Robo June 1, 2009

Gafter

Someone who sets there bible on the ground instead of holding it in their lap.

Johnathan: "Gosh I'm tired *sets bible down*
Holly: "Johnathan you gafter how dare you set the bible on the ground!"

by The girls middle school sunday school class of 2002, submitted by Ajani June 13, 2005

Graffes

Someone that has lots of sex with milfs. He is rumored to release a movie entitled "Graffe The Documentary" but who knows. In order to become a Graffe you must have big boobs and give the best blow jobs and you will become a servent for Graffe. Many belie it's pernounced Graffe as if it was Graph but it's really G-raffe. Common mistake. Never leave him alone or he'll have sex with your sister.

Man I left my mom with Graffes and I ended up with a new brother.

by JustAPersonThatHatesGod February 5, 2014

gaffer

darwin's theory stated that human evolved from apes...gaffer evolved from grains cross breeded with coconuts.

gaffer is someone who f*ck*d your m*other.

by lord gaffer July 14, 2006

gaffle

To wreck, faceplant, crash, hit the pavement as in skateboarding, snowboarding et. al.

Little Johnny gaffled hard off that hand rail.

I got gaffled when I blew the landing on that double 5-set.

by skrinkus May 5, 2005

Gaff

to get head off a girl u don't really know

This bitch gave me a gaff then I kicked her out of the car

by orphieus March 7, 2005

gaff

1 of 2 meanings -
1- someones humble abode a house or apartment
2- a vagina

1- "We're having a party round my gaff"
2 - "Do you want to cum round my gaff" Caroline said, "Erm what time?" Sessel replied

by Sessel May 9, 2006