Green Corn

Green Corn is Amish slang for marijuana.

Ezekiel: Brother Amos, our hard work has paid off, God has blessed us with fine weather and a bountiful harvest this year.

Amos: Word. I got a fat (burlap) sack full of green corn, a new buggy, and the finest horse in all of Lancaster County! What more could a man want?

by ironhouse December 14, 2012

Green day

A day spent smoking marijuana.

Saturday was a green day.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

green eyes

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Most blue eyes aren't even all that pretty, but more bland, and brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark yet too common which takes away the appeal of them.

Green eyes are prettier than most blue eyes.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 15, 2005

green eyed girlfriend

Green eyed girlfriend is a porn hub video of a girl and her boy friend having sex and in the back the T.V is playing really loud in the back

Ally : have seen the green eyed girlfriend yet people at school have been talking about it all day
Bobbie : Not yet you wanna watch it with me tho?

by anonymous November 17, 2020

green onion cake

When you accidentally give oral sex to someone with poor genital hygiene.

Luke: Shit man, you don't look so good!
Cornelius: I just had a green onion cake...

by Urs V September 28, 2008

Green Lanternism

A belief that political miracles are achieved by sheer will force. Proponents of the Green Lantern Theory have attributed failure and compromise to a lack of presidential willpower. Matthew Yglesias came up with the Green Lantern Theory of Geopolitics* to ridicule conservatives who claimed "the only thing limiting us is a lack of willpower" in foreign policy. The Green Lantern Theory was later applied to the Obama Administration who seemed to lack the will power to make the radical changes in policy such as universal health care, lowering medical costs, banking reform, and peaceful negotiations that people had hoped for., especially after the Republicans took over the US House in 2011.

Bernie supporters are big proponents of Green Lanternism and fail to recognize this kind of “Presidentmania” where the President can get anything done if he really wanted to, fails to take into account the significant amount of bureaucracy legal barriers, and the number players the president has to deal with such as legislators, special interests and Jurists who often do everything in their power to block the president from making these achievements.

by mlhiss March 5, 2020

Green Hope High School

{Located in Cary, NC.}

1. Where you can have a 4.5 and still barely be in the top 20% of your grade.

2.Not known for any good sports, except maybe golf... or marching band and maybe swimming.

3. A place where students in Calculus talk about doing pot in the back of the class room and still maintain an A.

4. "Best Public School in Cary", maybe the world.

5. Also Known As: No Hope for Green Dope.

6. Home to the WORST drivers at a High School.

Examples:

1. Green Hope High School Student: Aww Man, I only have a 4.5, I'll never get into college.
Other School Student: YEAH I HAVE A 4.5 I'M TOP OF MY CLASS!!

2. GH Student: How many football games did we win again?

Other GH Student: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... winning.

3. Calc Student 1: I need to calm down. I can get some good weed.

Calc Student 2: Yeah I have an A in here let's do it Tuesday!

4. Maybe not the world...

5. Middle School Student 1: Where are you going to high school?
Middle School Student 2: No Hope for Green Dope.

6. There were three pile-ups, with twelve different cars on the same day. Also, you cannot have a parking spot without having your car scraped by the frenzy of students trying to go home.

by This Is So Not Even January 24, 2011