Gassy Poop

When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.

I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.

by Chad was here July 6, 2022

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Gates Chili Middle School

Basically it lives up to the name "ghetto gates". Many chicks think they have it all and there are many incidents over there. All covered up by the fat ass principal with her dumb ass smile. The teachers think they are basically equal to Elon fucking musk and treat the kids like shit. They spend all the tax money on stupid shit like a football field and an auditorium WHEN THEY ALREADY HAD BOTH. They have poor planning in school and stupid rules. For example: "if you are caught going to your locker before you get breakfast, you will get detention." A lot of white girls who think they are black as fuck and a lot of little thots and whores that have lost their v-card by 7th grade. Behold the one place on earth where the food has mold in it. Countless of times we've found mold and hair in our food. Racist teachers, and homophobic teachers as well. Send your kids to gates chili middle school :)

Kid a: "yeah I go to gates chili middle school."

Kid b: oh ISNT that where that girl got pregnant in 7th grade!"

Kid a: "yup."

by uglyrat084839 August 20, 2022

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