fucked proper

When you are truly put in the position that no matter what happens after that point, you cannot win whatever conflict you are currently involved in.

Well what happens if they catch the rabbits? Then they're fucked proper, Tommy.

by Ack Desairis, Philosopher May 8, 2003

Fuck me in the Dick

1. A statement screamed after an event that made you feel as if someone were fucking your dick.

2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.

After grabbing a hot skillet, passing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “Fuck me in the Dick!”

Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.

by Uncle Dewy G June 15, 2010

daddy fuck me

daddy fuck me s a word must women say during sex or when they masterbating guys might say yes mommy ride that cock like it's a rollercoster

yes daddy fuck me please

yes moommy ride that cock like a rollercoaster

yes daddy fck my my vagina

by kki withe fuller house v dj ff March 19, 2017

Fuck Me Freddy

Fucking Hell, that's not cool

Fuck me freddy, that worm thing shouldn't have just come out of his bleeding ass.

by Comero February 11, 2004

fuckmeboots

Womens boots, typically leather, which reach up to just below the knees.

Dude, check out the fuckmeboots on her! I'm gonna bring her home and let her ride all night!

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

fucked off

A term used to describe anything that is not right, broken, not going well, messed up, or basically anything that you just generally do not agree with.

Overused to epic tweaker proportions in 'the scene', it can be used multiple times in a single sentence and have legitimate need for its use each time.

If said more than once in a conversation is a dead giveaway that someone hits the choad pipe on the reg.

Smoker: Last night was soo fucked off man listen to this: so after you left, me and your fucked off girlfriend were walking to the club and as i pulled out that rig a cig that i broke earlier and had to mc gyver...
General Nuisance: uh huh
Smoker: my fucking brand new piece hitched a ride and came flying out my pocket and bounced off the sidewalk into a total fucked off mess right in front of that block monster with the cloudy eye thats always scanning at 45 degrees.
Nuisance: That dude is so fucked off. One time his eye scanned me when I was almost standing behind him. Creeped me the fuck out. hella bad.

Smoker: Stop saying hella so much. But ya the club was hella fucked off so your girl pulled me back to her crib and got me g'd up and lookin to meet up lol.

Nuisance: Then what she blew you!
Smoker: No way dude we wouldn't do that! Thats fucked off that you would even say that!

Nuisance: I'm sorry
Smoker: You should be cos I'm not some fucked off twacker who would just up and put my dick in her mouth. But damn that girl can fuck
Nuisance: Hella fucked off
Smoker: I'm sorry

by Seatthell August 24, 2011

fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck

Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.

fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1

1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.

1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005