13 definitions by Comero
1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.
by Comero February 13, 2004
by Comero February 21, 2004
To describe a small or stunted penis, this squashes any guys ego, and ladies if you say it then the guy will prove himself, so good way of seeing his manhood.
by Comero February 11, 2004
I fancy a bit of Berty Rag, on my face, in my pants, hell make me dance, Biatch.(A little rhyming for you, how sweet)
by Comero February 29, 2004
Inter-course with a dead corpse, enjoyed by many, remember the body stays warm for up to 3 hours after death occurs, so that still almost counts as being alive, and its especially fun when rigamortis kicks in its like being strapped into the buggy on a mouse trap ride at blackpool. And if your partner dies during sex and you've almost came its ok to finsh off.
by Comero February 13, 2004
by Comero February 21, 2004
To seek for that magical nun who you just wanna bang so hard it gives you a mean climax just thinking about it. A real nun is the ultimate bag, but someone dressed as a nun is a good second placer.
by Comero February 29, 2004

